Detroit Diva

The Andy Dick parody of the Gap's Audrey Hepburn commercial is hilarious.

For all you peanut butter lovers out there, you might want to check out Style's gourmet pb.  I'm very intrigued by Dark Chocolate infused with Pretzels and Cinnamon Cherry. Yum!

This really pisses me off.  The Cardinals accused Detroit Tiger pitcher Kenny Rogers of cheating during the first inning of last nights game.  FUCK YOU!  Just because you losers can't hit Kenny's pitches doesn't mean he's cheating.  It was rainy and muddy and when you pick up a ball in the rain and the mud, you get dirty hands. He even went and washed his hands - which meant he had NO dirt and you crybabies still couldn't hit the damn ball. Get over it - Detroit beat you and the Tigers aren't cheaters!

Hmmmm, what to choose, what to choose.  Should I get this calendar

Hunky Firemen

or this calendar

something called Fire Ground

FireGround "features firefighters, their trucks, and fire-fighting apparatus."  Hunky firemen just features firefighters and their fire-causing apparatus.  You can see my dilemma.

You can buy both at the New York Fire Department store.

I love the show Veronica Mars but this year Veronica is starting her first year of college and they've given her a part time job in a library.   Which is great, because we all know libraries rock, but, shit, could they please get someone on set who's actually worked in a library? First, there is the fact that Veronica works at the "help" desk and secondly, she is not a Librarian, but there apparently aren't any librarians at the Hearst College Library because Veronica feels compelled to answer all kinds of reference questions.  Finally, there is the library dialogue. Case in point, from tonights episode - Student: "Can you tell me where I can find info on Jack London and poison?"  Veronica: "Third floor, aisle 9".  Uh, excuse me, Veronica, it's a library, not a grocery store, and how about a little reference interview. You could not possibly know what the student wanted based on his question and you would have actually looked some stuff up - like books, articles, etc.  Oh, and one last thing, Veronica, we typically don't talk on the mobile, listen to the ipod, and use GPS tracking systems while we're working in the library. Just saying.

It's the D, baby!

The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!  Magglio Ordonez hit a spectacular home run at the bottom of the 9th and wow! Wow! WOW!  Thank you, Tigers!

October 11, 2006  - 68 degrees, rainy, and no jacket.
October 12, 2006 - 35 degrees, snow and winter coat.
I'm cold and I don't like it.

It doesn't get any sweeter

Do you hear that ..... ? That, my friends, is the sound of Yankees crying.  Crying all the way home cuz the Tigers totally SMOKED 'em.   You rock Tigers, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!

Have you always wondered which dead celebrity was your soulmate? Find out here.   Should I worry that mine included W.C. Fields?

Madonna has apparently adopted a boy from the country of  Malawi.  While I don't have a problem with that, I do have a problem with this statement  "Government officials said the 48-year-old singer, already a mother of two, chose the one-year-old orphan from among 12 children specially chosen prior to her arrival in the country . . . "  I'm sorry but  - "12 children specially chosen prior to her arrival".  What the fuck - these are children not Burberry scarves.  Did she call up Malawi and ask them to pick out 12 children based on a set of criteria? Did they have to be a specific size, color, age? I find it reprehensible that someone would have children picked out for them  - she's adopting a child not SHOPPING for a child.

In other reprehensible news - Does Mark Foley excusing his behavior because he's A. Gay; B. A Drunk; C. Molested as a child; cover all the bases or will he have another reason tomorrow.  How about not insulting all the people who fit into one of those cateogories but yet have never tried to get an underage child to have sex with them.  Tomorrow's excuse - pervy pedophile. Ooops, I forgot - he supposedly didn't act on it so it doesn't count.  So how come it always counts when NBC catches all the guys trying to hook up with a teenager via e-mail on Dateline?